'Amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve did anyone notice that they didn't have a penis among them? I'd think it would have shown on the Lion and the Tin Man, and when the Scarecrow had his pants de-stuffed, you don't see a flying monkey waving an arrant straw johnson around anywhere do ya? I think I know what song I'd be singing: 'Oh I would while away the hours/Wanking in the flowers/My heart all full of song/I'd be gilding all the lilies/As I waved about my willy/If only I had a schlong.'"."He has asked if you would like to feel the power of his manly nakedness". "The Sin of Onan, the sin that takes hundreds of hours to get right, or at least what I told myself"."Yah, I'm going to take advice from someone who fucks turtles.". This page has been listed as needing cleanup since. Please review Wikiquote:Templates, especially the standard format of literary-work articles, to determine how to edit this article to conform to a higher standard of article quality. This literary-work article needs cleanup.
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